Dope. .

starxapple: starxapple: my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:40:43 -0400

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”

forever reblog

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:14:42 -0400

forever reblog

fuckinq: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: nsfwhumor: Best Vines of...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:36:21 -0400

fuckinq:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

nsfwhumor:

Best Vines of June 2013

i have never been so happy

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

flyerpower: caturdaayyy: So I don’t really know this girl but...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:08:29 -0400

flyerpower:

caturdaayyy:

So I don’t really know this girl but she’s friends of friends and she has gotten kidnapped. All I know is I would literally have a mental breakdown if my sister or anyone of my loved ones got kidnapped. Please send this out and help.

Yo people! Reblog this please and help them! ^.^

hemosnixuality: heathers-rivera: I AM PEEING MYSELF

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:54:51 -0400

hemosnixuality:

heathers-rivera:

I AM PEEING MYSELF

thaatovoandthaatxo: lulz-time: wholockfeels: You better reblog...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:54:21 -0400

thaatovoandthaatxo:

lulz-time:

wholockfeels:

You better reblog this shit I worked on this for 5 seconds

If you don’t find this funny you should reconsider your life choices

this looks so cool on iphone

It does^^^

Agreed

amzinggifs: More funny gifs at www.amazinggifs.com

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:11:30 -0400

amzinggifs:

More funny gifs at www.amazinggifs.com

mintsmintsmints: Rebloggable by request. Sorry if it’s fucked...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 08:40:16 -0400

mintsmintsmints:

Rebloggable by request. Sorry if it’s fucked up.

primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:27:55 -0400

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

🙈🙉🙊

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:34:23 -0400

🙈🙉🙊

Our version of 4/20. #4/20 #pretzels #smoke #funny

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:11:45 -0400

Our version of 4/20.
#4/20 #pretzels #smoke #funny

Hi, I’m Sky. ☺✌ #Skylar #Bradley #cute #Green #eyes...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:02:42 -0400

Hi, I’m Sky. ☺✌
#Skylar #Bradley
#cute #Green #eyes #glasses #nerd

lorathevamps: estateofcait: stepoffthemap: I just love how...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:09:14 -0400

lorathevamps:

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

Awww